Saturday, April 12, 2008

And The Winner Is..........

Here they come!

And there they go!

".....the government is a broker in pillage, and an election is an advance auction of stolen goods." - H.L. Mencken

So sue me, I happen to love H.L.

"The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting."
- Charles Bukowski

Berkeley, with a whopping 55 percent! Seattle was second, but thank Gaia they did not win because it might upset their environment of liberal (damnit, I forgot - they are "progressives" now) elitism

Now, ladies and gentlemen, to make this worth our while, we have to figure out a way to give the majority of Oakland some motivation to visit Berkeley on a particular day. A sign that reads "Free Winning Lottery Tickets" or "Unarmed Whitey, Next Exit" would be a nice impetus, but there is a literacy boundary that must be overcome. Furthermore, it is going to be tough to get the California National Guard and Reserves to want to go anywhere near the place. So, figure that out as well.

Leave all, well-thought out suggestions in the comment box. Thank you for your kind attention.

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