Saturday, February 9, 2008

Brain fart

"Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day. Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way." - Pink Floyd


I have been scratching my head trying to come up with something for saturday - so far, nothing.

The Archbishop of my church has proven himself not only to be a booger-eating liberal, but senile as well. Dr. Rowan Williams should resign and live out the remainder of his days at Trembling Hills Convalescent Center. I sure hope the last true Briton remembers to bring the Union Jack when they leave. Goddam Muslims, they are akin to a rodent infestation. How long before we face the same?

In other news, Iran, which previously claimed it was testing that rocket for a communications satellite (just how stupid do they think the world is?), our buddies in France say it is definitely a weapons delivery system. Well big whoopty DUH!. And, get this, the Ruskies have come to the same conclusion. Does anyone know that Russia is a provider of defense material and technology to Iran and has been for some time? Israel best shit or get off the pot regarding Achmadinnersalad else they become a glass parking lot. The current administration has no plans to help them, and the next administration would probably help with missle flight plans for those S.O.B.s.

Not much in a blogging mood today. If any readers have a theme for saturdays, feel free to comment. Also, let me know how the grilled pork tenderloin turned out.

2 comments:

Joseph Sixpack said...

How about "Snake-Handler Saturday"?

Boogification said...

Thanks. Upon further consideration, I will leave that for Sunday. My idea for Saturday is rather clever, and will be revealed next week.